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Why Why Meggings Are Not For You. (Seriously, They’re Not, Go Read Something Else)

Justin Bieber, Lenny Kravitz and Russell Brand wear them, and fuck those guys. Who wants to be like them? Nobody, that’s who. Can you imagine the amount of girls they pull? They probably employ hundreds of people with air traffic control paddles to manage the crowds of naked women that prowl around their mansions day and night. Who could handle that much sex? You’d die in a month. No thanks.